Here's ptv , There's the News
THIS piece, I must warn you at the outset, is going to be repetitive. If PTV can do it to you might after night, why can't I? People up there at Television think they hold a monopoly in boring people to death. Today, they have a strong rival in me.
I am homoeopath which is to say I treat like with like. I seldom get to tune into Khabarnama --PTV 's main night bulletin; because I usually go to sleep after offering my morning prayers, and since PTV is the most effective sleeping pill invented by man, I avoid it like the plague. Who can afford to hit bed midway through Khabarnama ?
On Monday night though, since history was being made in South Africa , I wanted to know what was the latest there. So I put on my television set a minute before 9. It is an old, battered, 12, inch thing and is averse all channels except Lahore . It has one great advantage; on its small and hazy screen, the Prime Minister looks a lot less obvious than she does on a 24- inch colour thing.
But to return to the Khabarnama . I was certain in my mind that South Africa would be the main story. Nothing doing. I salute PTV 's editor, director, director-general news, or whatever. He certainly has a sense of history. Here's how Khabarnama went that Monday night in descending order:
- Sheikhupura bypass. The Prime Minister , of course.
- The Punjab Governor 's dinner for the President .
- The President saying something or the other about computers.
- Ambassadors of Turkey and those of two other countries present their credentials to the President . All three were shown inspecting guards of honour on arrival at the President's House. [Power breakdown for a while]
- A harangue against the opposition, needless and untimely. And provocative.
- The new Azad Kashmir Cabinet with names and portfolios.
- Azad Kashmir Assembly summoned to meet on such and such date.
- Kashmir conference to be held in Muzaffarabad .
- J. Salik on population control.
- Something or the other on fruit exports.
- Turkish General calls on Mirani .
- Frontier Governor speaks at Fazl-e-Haq College in Mardan .
- Fazl-ur-Rahman (the Maulana who heads the NA Standing Committee on Foreign Affairs) opens two public call offices somewhere or the other.
- Naseerullaha Babar speaks on development projects in Nowshehra.
- The Federal Ombudsman holds open Kutchery in Multan .
- Speaking in Jahanian, Shah Mahmood Qureshi says work on 164 development projects has started.
- Swift-II, and State Life ads.
- (Power breakdown once again)
Since there was a fleeting power breakdown after item No 4, I have reason to suspect that poor Nelson Mandela might have been given a second or two during the blackout. And oh, I forgot. Between that thing on fruit export and the Turkish General calling on Mirani , PTV telecast an interview with Makhdum Shahabuddin after his ba-maqsad aur kamyab visit to the United States .
I did not give up. On Tuesday I tried again, and this time a lot earlier. The 7 p.m. English language bulletin gave South Africa sixth place after such momentous happenings as:
- The meeting of the Economic Coordination Committee, presided over by the Prime Minister (as if I could do that!)
- The President speaking at some holy conference at Sheranwala Gate in Lahore .
- The President conferring the Nishan-i-Imtiaz on a Turkish General .
- The usual on Occupied Kashmir .
- Someone or the other saying that the prospects for peace in Afghanistan had brightened (tell me another).
Now, I am nothing if not tenacious. I tried the Khabarnama again. South Africa was there but after PTV had reported the following earth-shaking events:
- The Prime Minister presides over a meeting of the Economic Coordination Committee.
- The President at the convocation of a religious institution in Lahore .
- The president meets the Press in Lahore .
- The President opens a 66-kanal (8.250 acre) private school in Lahore .
- The President confers the Sitara-i-Imtiaz on a Turkish General .
- Kashmir : the same as usual.
- Prospects for peace in Afghanistan .
- South African developments.
I forget now at which stage the horrendous events in Karachi were reported but they were. I distinctly remember having seen the carcass of a burned down bus, and a policeman or an army jawan behind a lot of sandbags.
Now here's a warning: I may not have a dish antenna, but a large number of people have it, and they are not watching PTV any more. This is what happened to Radio Pakistan and this is what will, sooner than the Ministry of Information thinks, happen to PTV. As I say: Here's PTV, there's the news. "There" means BBC -TV, Doordarshan, and CNN. Soon enough, viewers will have access to other networks around the world. Watch out, PTV, Pakistan may be the Mohatarima's personal fief but the rest of the world is not.
And now to return to A Brief Account of the History and Antiquities of Lahore , written by an unknown Englishman in 1860, parts of which I have been sharing with you over the past few weeks.
After a series of battles between the Sikhs and the British in 1845, "sorrow was silenced and the Sikh Empire became a story of the past" as a ballad written at the time puts it. It was a lengthy poem, parts of which are reproduced here:
The Queen Mother [Rani Jindan ]
Cried out from her inner chamber
What will become of me?
Ye clamour for high pay. O Khalsa.
But take ye the pay of former days.
The Sikhs said No! And straight took counsel
To destroy Delhi at a blow;
But God careth not for the design of man,
He heedeth no one!
Then cried the Sikhs -"make ready your powder
First destroy Ferozepur,
Then loot gold and hang long long earrings in your ears,
Yea, right big ones!"
So amid the neighing of colts and mares
They commenced their march
Few patriots and many plunderers
Burning for pillage
Then said the Jats
The huge-thighed, stout limbed Jats,
"We are the falcons, the Ferengis our quarry,
Bring them to us!"
But when they crossed the ford,
Lo! A mighty host;
Balls fly thick in the air,
This was the style of warfare.
Then fought the Sikhs and the dark Purbeahs;
The bracelet, the necklace, and the earring
Were blended together in close conflict
All was confusion.
Then the Sikhs fled to their tents,
But they set up a good watch:
They wrote down the names of the dead,
And said: "We will fight again!"
"Mark out a boundary, O Khalsa!
Call in the runaways!
Yea, we will fight again!"
Then wrote they to the Raja [Gulab Singh ],
"Come thou and command us
Our honour is not lost
Lead us and we conquer."
But the Raja replied with sarcasm:
"Do as you think best;
First conquer Hindustan ,
And then, perhaps, I'II come."
The Khalsas, alas, could not conquer Hindustan , and so was "sorrow silenced and the Sikh empire became a story of the past." Whatever will be will be.
Friday, May 6, 1994